Ugh! It’s that time again for me. Time for another colonoscopy. Because of the history of colon cancer in my family, I am under doctor instructions to endure this every five years. Can’t believe that much time has passed since the last one.
Of course, as anyone who has been through one of these would know, the procedure itself is a breeze. It’s the prep that is hell. First you have to starve for 24 hours, then you spend an entire night pooping out things from your body you never knew you had. It is exhausting, annoying and desperately uncomfortable.
But my doctors say it’s still the best way to detect this form of cancer early enough, and to squelch any chance it may grow. If your medical folks are recommending a colonoscopy for you, don’t put it off. Get it over with. It could save your life.
Meanwhile, if you’re looking for me, just check the bathroom.