Why don’t the animals play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Some jokes are so corny that we can’t help but crack a smile, and maybe even a chuckle or two. Sometimes they make us let out a groan. Often, they inspire us to fire back with an even cornier joke of our own. But one thing seems constant, silly but clean jokes usually force a tortured smile and brighten the day just a little bit.
That’s a good thing, right? So brighten somebody’s day. Tell them a corny joke.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
I love your daily emails. They brighten my day each day. I’m sending a copy of this one to Eddie Stovall. He is one of the members of the SAM Vocal Band and we have a routine where Eddie and Bob (Bob plays the straight man) and Eddie tells some corny jokes. These will be great for his routine.
That’s awesome John. Thanks for subscribing.